Reblogging Hipster Zeus again.
never forget real life sheogorath
i hope to be this cool someday
Midnighter & Agent 37
get on my body
Finally, some good advice from Cosmo
Why do people hate on people who say “y’all” it’s easier fuck you
Christ, what sort of leader do you take our great and powerful, all knowing god for?
He’s way ahead of this game, dude. It’s all under control. The game thinks it can fool him with twelve extra, nearly-identical bootlegs of his friends? Don’t make him laugh, and then retch, and then expel part of his mid-evening grubloaf.
done and done. He sorted the trash already and still has time for a scuttle.
That awkward moment when Diablo shows up to your religious protest
This reminds me of an old story I heard from a friend. One year, an anime con was being held the same weekend as a Bible Conference. This dude in an Ifrit costume, stilts and all, gets into the elevator, all hunched over, on his way down to the lobby. Before he could reach the lobby, the elevator stopped on another floor. Two old ladies clutching bibles were about to step on when they see this giant red demon-creature with glowing yellow eyes.
And in his deepest voice he says, “Going down?”
They shrieked and ran off to find another elevator.
i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs