Bluh Bluh Huge Diva

ceshira:

Titan la Titan

Bonus:

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omnbvc:

i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a diety. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus

I was woken up at 3am by some drunk frat guy in the apartment below me shouting to one of his friends on the balcony “you were the first black guy I ever got comfortable with.”

this appeals to my interests

this appeals to my interests

beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

*SPITS* 

SAM

JERRY IS HERE

pikarar:

When you suck at something you’re supposed to be good at
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man i hope im still getting that much action when im 95

loviehats:

from this reblog

i wAS THINKING ABOUT THIS WHEN I FIRST SAW THIS SCENE